Taylor Swift; eras, explained

andthatlittleblackdress:

The 5th of July - year of our Lord 2014 
8:08 PM

I, Madeline Rubicam, being of sound mind and body on this date, do solemnly swear not to listen to any songs from Taylor Swift’s forthcoming 5th album until the album is in my hands. This does not include the four pre-releases I expect her to release in the prior month (including the first single.) Previews of songs are the only things allowed, should any come out, but I limit them to TWO only. No more than two.
Should any of these terms be violated, it will be considered a breach of the contract that my own fucking hand wrote.
And don’t fucking burn the contract this time you fucking idiot.
If this contract is breached…a dark, dark curse will be put on you…and I know how superstitious you are.

Signed and Sworn,
Madeline Rubicam

breakburnandends:

taylorswift:

Just saw a screening of The Giver. Honestly, I can’t believe I got to be a part of something so poignant and beautiful. My head is spinning.

i’m really happy for you but i’m gonna need you to stop talking about the giver and start talking about album 5

okaymad:

*tries to watch 45 minutes episode in 20 minutes*

punkrocklashton:

•we all thought it was “5 es oh es” at one point

•we all got Ashton and Luke mixed up at one point

•we all thought Calum might be Asian at one point

•we all were new fans at one point

AT SOME POINT IN TIME WE DISCOVERED 5SOS AND ENDED UP LOVING THEM AND JOINING THE FAMILY

NO ONE DESERVES HATE FOR THEIR LACK OF KNOWLEDGE WHEN THEY JOIN

NO DESERVES HATE. (period)


•we all think Michael will go bald at some point

Title: All Too Well - Amnesia (Mashup)
Artist: Taylor Swift & 5 Seconds Of Summer
Played: 9442 times

swiftismyhero:

youtube - download


bbcssherlock:

simplystormie:

prismatic-bell:

niall-ate-mynamee:

cinderellawaitinforherprince:

heyfunniest:

zeebsdarling:

anus:

renkris:

Gordon Ramsay doesn’t care about your gender, race, or creed. All he cares about is that you can cook.

The contestant, Christine, is blind, and he lets her know exactly what he thinks of her dish.

OMG I was preparing myself to be enraged by him making some horrible comment but now I’m crying in Starbucks GOD DAMMIT

Christ I am not okay with these fEELINGS

IM BAWLING

That’s so cute I wanna cry

Is there a Gordon Ramsay fan base on this site??? And where can i join???

Spoilers, she won. Her cookbook is on sale now.

Also, this is the very first apple pie she ever made.

Also, can we please take notice OF HOW HE DESCRIBES IT FOR HER? Ramsay was extremely conscious during the entire season that she would require different tactics than the other contestants; this was not the only time he became her eyes, nor the only time he did things like that scrape of the knife so she could actually have a sense of her work.

And if you really want to bawl like a baby? During final four or final three, I forget which, the remaining contestants got photos from home. Christine’s husband sent their wedding photo—which she had never seen. Ramsay paused before starting the challenge to describe to her not only her husband—the look of love and joy on his face—but also herself as a bride, so she could see in her mind how the two of them looked together on their wedding day.

It was extremely obvious nobody had ever thought to do that before.

This man should be a fucking icon not just for his cooking, but for how he treats those who are different. During the same season he asked a handsome young man, making conversation during auditions, if he had a girlfriend. The man responded that he was gay. Ramsay, without missing a beat: “I’m sorry. Have you got a boyfriend, then?” No drama, no “oh my GOSH! You’re GAY? TOKEN CHARACTER :DDDD” just a very quick, simple whoops-my-mistake and the corrected inquiry. And then he never brought it up again! It was just a thing he learned, getting to know a contestant.

Yes, he can be harsh on MasterChef and downright cruel on Hell’s Kitchen (although if you were a sous chef and you served me raw pork that was not pork tartare, I’d scream too). But he’s not an ogre; he’s a polite man with a gigantic heart who simply happens to take no shit from those who should know better.

I love him so much like at first I was scared of him now I just respect him

Gordon Ramsay is the absolute best.. No questions

toopaletofunction:

staythatswhatimeanttosay:

One nation, under Canada, above Mexico.

with liberty and justice for some 

unpopulaur:

"You should smile more!"

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"You look tired!"

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"Are you really going to eat all that?"

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Is it that time of month?

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"You’re just being dramatic"

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"You have terrible taste"

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"Just exercise and eat less!"

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"Thats really slutty"

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sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer"